Obsessive Addiction
Jun 02
get online losers we’re going blogging
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iphone420:
i only remember stuff that isnt important to the real world like every word from spongebob
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attractive boy:
hi i'm famous
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attractive boy:
hi i'm gay
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attractive boy:
hi i'm a douchebag
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attractive boy:
hi i'm twice your age
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attractive boy:
hi i have a girlfriend
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attractive boy:
hi i don't like you back
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attractive boy:
hi i live on the other side of the planet
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attractive boy:
hi i don't know that you exist
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attractive boy:
hi i'm a fictional character
My paranoia problems
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*Hears noises at night*:
Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
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*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
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*Heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
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*A cop walks by*:
Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
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*Taking a test*:
Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
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*Gets a sunburn*:
Skin cancer
absoluutebliss:
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
(via your-father-and-mother)
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